Cracktastic, I tell you, Comment Porn Fic Now Complete

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Title: Untitled, Comment Porn-a-thon fic that started on missthingsplace's LJ, which is now Titled CoE, Chocolate Over Everything, is the new motto here. *grins*
Authors: gingerlr, bandgeek01, wykling, with giggles and encouragement from missthingsplace and thrace_adams
Rating: Oh So NC-17
Genre: Smut, with food
Summary: Comment fic, with porn, and licking, and tying Ianto up
Disclaimer: We are not RTD or the Beeb, we don't own the characters, we just have fun with them use them for our own entertainment purposes.



Just so I don't lose this:

Comments from missthingsplace's LJ.

It all starts of with gingerlr saying:

I'm confused? You keep talking about this Children of Earth show and something about Ianto dying? I never heard of this so-called show and Ianto lives. Jack and him are shagging like bunnies in a nice warm bed with lots of chocolate.

CoE never happened.

To which missthingsplace replied:

No idea what i watched, no i've made the post I've wiped whatever it was from my mind and am currently living back in denial.

What was this post about?

Then gingerlr replied:

Chocolate covered Janto. We were talking about how Ianto never has to worry about Jack leaving crumbs in their bed but he has to worry about chocolate, strawberries, maple syrup, stuff like that.

That's what we were talking about. *grins*

To which missthingsplace called the boys messy.

Oh right, i remember now ... phew ... messy boys :D

And bandgeek01 also replied to gingerlr's comment about Choclate covered Janto by saying:

now does Ianto get to lick that chocolate, and maple syrup off of Jack?? Cause I'd most certainly watch that.

To which gingerlr replied:

Ianto was mad. Furious. Beyond furious and it was all Jack's fault. They had a free weekend away from the Hub and Jack promised him French Toast. Jack promised Ianto his special French Toast for breakfast but morning was here and there was no French Toast waiting for Ianto.

"Ianto? Um, sorry but last night, I forgot that we needed the bread for the French Toast." Jack apologized.

"It's okay Jack. The bread was better used for that." Ianto smiled as he picked up the bottle of Maple Syrup. Smiling, he waved it at Jack. "So, you have any ideas of how we can use this?"

bandgeek01 is really tired and is in a fit of giggles over said comment from gingerlr

*giggles* Love it :D

thrace_adams jumps in on the conversation and says to look at her comment after bandgeek01's comment about Iantol licking chocolate off of Jack.

*giggles* Check out my comment to Bandgeek01...I wrote about a chocolate covered Ianto... :)

missthingsplace replies to gingerlr with a fit of giggles as well.

*giggles*

thrace_adams has left her comment about Jack licking chocolate off of Ianto. Which is a new fic that buttononthetop is betaing.

What about Jack licking chocolate off of Ianto...I actually wrote that...it's with Button for a beta.... :)

That idea has sent bandgeek01 into the gutter and is living there currently.

Seriously???

The mental image in my mind right now...

*thud*

thrace_adams is happy that bandgeek01 is in the gutter b/c the gutter is such a happy place

*beams* Yes...chocolate body paint and honey dust.... :)

The thought of Honey dust and chocolate sends bandgeek01 over the edge

*thud*

Jack licking chocolate body paint off of Ianto. Hmmmm.

was I supposed to be thinking of something else?? I kind of got distracted by my imagination and Jack licking chocolate body paint of off various spots on Ianto's body.

thrace_adams is still really happy that bandgeek01 is beyond giddy just for the prospect of this fic

*beams* oh yes...and one body part in particular...and did I forget to say Ianto is handcuffed to the bed? :)

To which bandgeek01 is now EXTREMELY excited for this fic

Oh good god, I have died and gone to Janto heaven. I had hoped Ianto would be cuffed to the bed :)


thrace_adams is still insanely happy b/c bandgeek01 some tied up Janto goodness

*flails* Well at least I know I'm going to make someone happy :) And um...*whispers* all four limbs are cuffed....

At the prospect of Ianto being tied up with all four limbs sends bandgeek01 into mental image overload. And she retires for the night.

*thud*
*thud*
*thud*

Oh that is such a wonderful image to go to bed on.

thrace_adams is very satisfied that she gave bandgeek01 a fantastic mental image to sleep on

OH good! Glad I could give you that image than :)

missthingsplace arrives back on her LJ to see lots and lots of comments over night and she is now intrigued by this Ianto being tied up and having chocolate on his body

It's doing wonders for me too!

gingerlr is back on the scene with another comment

*picking a good spot to reply*

Ianto tugged at his cuffed wrists. Tried to move his legs but they were cuffed also. He sighed as he looked at the various food items placed around the bed and in Jack's hands.

"Um, Jack. I think I figured out why the both of us are gaining weight and our food bill is so high."

missthingsplace finds this hilarious

LMAO!!!

And bandgeek01 joins in with a little more of the story

"Ianto, we are not gaining weight. We are using the food for pleasure. See why else would I be picking up this maple syrup and slowly drizzling it on your stomach?

"Jack, that's not the poi..." Ianto lost his train of thought as Jack was slowly lapping up the syrup. Jack was licking around Ianto's navel and Ianto tried to moan with delight, as Jack dipped his tongue into Ianto's belly button.

wykling chimes in as well

"See? Very pleasurable, isn't it?"

"Less talking, more licking. I think you might have missed a spot."

Jack arched his eyebrow at Ianto. "My, Mister Jones, are you trying to challenge me?"

Ianto grinned."Might be."

"Well, let me see which spot we are talking of..." Jack murmured as he trailed his tongue over Ianto's stomach.


To which bandgeek01 replied

Jack moved his tongue over Ianto's body as slow as possible.

"Are you trying to torture me?"

"What gave you that idea?"

"Oh I don't know, the fact that you aren't getting that spot you missed?"

"What spot?"

"That sp..."

Jack was now nipping at Ianto's inner thighs. Each side getting a little love bite. Jack was purposefully missing that spot. Watching Ianto writhe all tied up made Jack extremely excited.

And wykling responded with

"If...my..life...should...ever...depend...on...having...stuff...licked off...my body...I... won't...choose you!" Ianto hissed through clenched teeth, trying to regain his composure. "Cause you suck at that."

"No sucking my young fella... Not yet" Jack slowly worked his tongue up to Ianto's straining erection. "But we can change that."

To which bandgeek01 wrote

Jack paused before he took the top of Ianto's cock into his mouth.

"Just do it," Ianto hissed.

Jack laughed as he encircled the tip lapping up the pre-come that was leaking from the slit.

Ianto arched as much as he could in the restraints, but found it impossible to move.

Jack's tongue slowly slid up and down over Ianto's shaft, and once Ianto's eyes were closed in pleasure Jack swallowed him whole.

And wykling replied, twice.

In the meantime Ianto tried desperately to think of things like Pteranodon turds, Owen, Tosh's latest equations about the increased growth rate of grass due to the rift(0,01cm more per year!) or that slightly unflattering photograph of Brenda, Gwen showed him. It didn't help very much as Jack did everything to stay noticed by Ianto with each heavy lick, nibble and su... "BloodyhellJACK!"

"Whoops, sorry. Didn't mean to bite." Jack smiled sheepishly at the young man. "But you know what helps? Honey." He murmured as he drizzled a good amount of it over Ianto's painfully hard cock.

"Is helping already" Ianto all but moaned as Jack resumed what he was previously doing.

bandgeek01 replied with

Jack licked up every last drip of honey of Ianto's cock. Jack also slowly started to tease Ianto's balls.

"Guh"

"What was that?" Jack asked as he now was licking Ianto's balls getting ready to move his tongue southward to get the remaining honey drips.

wykling replies with

"I was complaining about your incapability to clean my stomach." Ianto muttered, despairing over the fact that there was no way to squirm out of Jack's reach.

"Patience is a virtue Ianto, there's no reason to clean your belly yet..."

"You say that."

"Yeah, cause I'm intending to mess it a bit more up before I lick you clean."

"GUH..."

"I think you might have said that before..." Jack grinned and moved on to suck the remaining honey off Ianto's balls.

In turn, bandgeek01 replied with

Ianto was rendered completely incoherent, and Jack continued his ministrations on Ianto...

and so wykling continued

getting back to retrieve the bottle with chocolate body paint, Jack squited a good amount of its contents into his right hand as he smugly licked long, wet trails up Ianto's cock.

then gingerlr made her way back into the thread and contributed

"Jack! I'm not a food buffet!" Ianto tried to complain about being used as a table but when Jack started to gently nibble on the tip of his cock, Ianto decided that he *liked* being used as a table.

then missthingsplace came back into the comments and left us

I just commented to Wykling i'll post it when it's finished, crediting the actual 'authors' :D

To which gingerlr replied

LOL! See what happens when you complain about CoE! You get food porn.

and missthingsplace said

Fine by me, i'm loving it ...

and gingerlr replies with

let me know if this thread slows down/stops and I'll finish it up. Going to to write choices and eat chips now. For some reason, I'm hungry. *grins*

And then bandgeek01 gets back from lunch and pops in the comments which have now skewed missthingsplace layout. Oops.

It is up on my lj right now as a matter of fact :) comment by comment :)

http://bandgeek01.livejournal.com/295483.html

I've got to read and edit in the last bits that I missed while getting my lunch :)

Then all of a sudden wykling came back and posted

then he felt Jack's fingers up his arse and decided that he preferred being fucked. Unfortunately the sophisticated reply to Jack's latest actions got lost somewhere midway and all Ianto said was "...Gnnn."

Same thing, basically. Now how would he get Jack to comply with his wishes?

bandgeek01 got reinspired and posted this

Try as he might, Ianto couldn't thrust his hips so he could fuck Jack's fingers, though that one mini thrust did send Jack's fingers over his prostate and a shudder came over Ianto's body.

He hoped that shudder would give Jack a hint.

Then wykling came around and posted this

Oh blimeys, is it just me or is it getting hot in here? ;3

-But Jack didn't think of stopping what he was doing, h loved the way Ianto's body flexed and clamped around his fingers, the heat, the smoothness and these tiny pearls of sweat beading down Ianto's straining neck. He bent forward to catch those drops, lap them off Ianto's pale skin just like the honey or the maple syrup before. This changed the angle his fingers used to penetrate Ianto's body altogether which caused a deep, throaty moan. "Fuck!Now!JACK!!!"

Then bandgeek01 replied with

And I am going to leave this up to gingerlr because she volunteered to finish :)

And Last but most certainly not least the ending to our comment porn-a-thon by gingerlr who had a lot of fun creating this :)

Jack took the hint and stepped up his assault on Ianto's body. Increasing his sucking on Ianto's food covered cock, Jack moved his fingers deeper into Ianto. Pressing on his prostate lightly, Jack felt another shudder going through Ianto's body.

"JackJackJackJack," Ianto was able to croak out. His body was flying and he promised to add more treats to his shopping list if only Jack would let him come.

As if the gods heard Ianto's desperate pleas, Jack started humming around his shaft. Ianto's orgasm ripped though him and Jack swallowed every single drop that Ianto gave him.

When his breathing returned to normal, Jack had uncuffed Ianto from the bed and was massaging his sore wrists.

"I think that an increase in our food budget is needed." Jack whispered as he shook a can of whipped cream and pointed towards his own body.

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Somehwere after that missthingsplace and wykling commented with their excitement over thrace_adams's new fic.

There were some other comments about the excitement of Thrace's fic as well.


And that my friends is what we call a cracktastic comment fic porn-a-thon.


And now for some odd reason I'm hungry for an Ice Cream Sundae...