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music_coaster2010I know the first fic from me in a really long time. I know it's not that good, but I had to get it done, it's just blah, and I really don't think I can write PC Andy at all.
Title: What Happens When PC Andy Gets Involved
Rating: R, 15 Sexual innuendos, and implications, but no smut.
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bandgeek01
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, PC Andy Davidson
Due June 02
Prompt: It's escalated to a level that makes Jack want to take their clothes and lock them in a room together.
Kink: Flirting
For:thirstyrobot
Spoilers: None really. If you don't know about PC Andy, or Myfanwy, then what show are you watching??
Warning: Captain Jack being his charming flirtatious self.
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who brought back Doctor Who and created Torchwood. The Beeb is their god and owns their souls. I am merely borrowing the characters for my pure procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in as perfect condition as I found them. No harm intended, I really don't make enough money to sue me so don't. It's a waste of your time and effort.
Author's Notes: It's fiction, if you don't like my writing style don't read it.
The team knew Myfanwy had been cranky, but they never expected her to escape through the lift opening. Not only did she escape, but she escaped in broad daylight.
Ianto ran upstairs and out the tourist office. "Fuck," he muttered. "Jack!" Ianto yelled into the comms, "She's flying over the bay." Ianto heard screams of tourists and locals alike.
"Shit, shit, shit." How the hell are we retconning a whole city again? Ianto's mobile rang, "Torchwood," he answered curtly.
"I'm assuming this is one of your spooky-dos."
"PC Andy, yes it is one our things. Just get people away from the bay but keep them contained."
"For what reason?"
"Not at liberty to tell you."
"But…"
"No buts", well maybe Jack's butt Ianto thought.
"After people are safe, I'm coming to talk to you and Jack by the Plass, understood?"
Just then Jack came running through the tourist entrance. "Got to go, Jack's here." Ianto cut the call.
"Who was that," Jack barked.
"Andy."
"What's he going to do?" Jack looked a little annoyed that Andy was meddling in Torchwood business again.
"Andy is going to try and round up the people in the Bay."
"What good will that do?"
"We can retcon them with complimentary beer or coffee, if they are in one place."
"And the rest?"
"I don't know." Ianto started to pace around frustrated.
"Gwen," Jack barked into the comms.
"Yes?"
"In the armory, there is a sedative gun. Get it and load it with the tranquilizer in the medical bay. Then get out retcon. Lots of retcon.
"Got it." She cut the comms and dashed to the armory to grab the sedative gun. "Most definitely alien tech," she muttered as she made her way down to the medical bay. She filled the gun with the tranquilizer and grabbed some retcon, when she came back down here she would sort it out into the appropriate doses, now she had to get the gun to Jack so they could capture Myfanwy.
She made it up to the tourist office where Jack was waiting, she handed him the gun and went back downstairs as Jack went out to see if he could get an aim on the dinosaur.
Ianto and Andy were clearing people out the bay and ordering them into a pub when Jack came around with the gun.
"Ianto, go get that boat, Andy keep it up. Then we'll do the usual Ianto."
"The usual what?" The PC asked, though he had a feeling it had something to do with all the people.
"Nothing that concerns you," snarked Jack. Keep focusing on getting the people out of here.
Ianto went to the boatsmen and pulled the Torchwood card. The man just nodded looking up at Myfanwy saying something about "bloody Torchwood" and went below the deck. Ianto started up the boat and backed it out into the bay. He drove towards the center of the Bay where Myfanwy was flying around. He tapped the comms and yelled to Jack, "Fire when ready."
Jack stood on one of the docks and line up the shot. Ianto yelled in the comms again to fire and Jack took the shot. He hit Myfanwy and she came falling back to earth. She hit the boat with a splat.
Ianto yelled at the boat driver to get his arse back up on deck and drive the boat to shore while he tended to Myfanwy. He ran over to the pteranodon and checked her over and made sure she wasn't injured. Ianto tapped on his comm's and asked Gwen to have a nice cup of special coffee for the boat driver.
"Got it, Ianto, how's Myfanwy?"
"Good no obvious damage. Will do a scan when we get her back in the hub."
"I'm coming out now. The rest of the retcon is behind the tourist office desk. I've got a cuppa for the boat driver now."
"Thanks."
Gwen met Jack and they headed over towards the docks. Ianto greeted them and took the cup of coffee and handed it to the boat captain.
"Thanks mate."
"No problem. Just drink the whole thing. and relax, it's been a stressful day for you."
"Yeah most definitely." The man took the coffee and headed under the deck.
Jack, Gwen, and Ianto each grabbed a section of Myfanwy and carried her off the boat. They got her back into the tourist entrance and got her down into the hub.
"Gwen, run a scan on her, and start working on a cover story. Ianto and I have to meet Andy to start getting this retcon distributed."
"Shouldn't I be going and talking with Andy?"
"Not today Gwen, he called Ianto's phone and it'll just be easier to discuss it with him."
"Fine. But Jack, be easy on him OK?"
"Yes, Gwen."
Both men were leaving the hub via the invisible lift. Jack had called Andy and they decided to meet at the pub where most of the people on the plass were being contained.
"Bloody Torchwood, would be the ones to have a pet dinosaur," Andy said as they made their way into a small room off of the main entrance to the pub.
"She's a pteronodon actually."
"Whatever. So what are you going to do about this?"
"Well, first off we have this thing called Retcon," Jack smiled turning on his Harkness grin. Ianto followed suit, and started flirting with Andy.
"Well that's bloody wrong," Andy got in a huff.
Ianto stood up and walked to Andy. "Shhh. Just relax. How else do you think we can explain this away. Too many people have seen Myfanwy."
"You have a name for her?"
"Yes. Just let us do our job." Ianto started to massaging small circles on Andy's back right between the shoulder blades to help ease some of the tension. "You sit here, relax and let us take care of everyone else, then we'll come back and take care of you."
"Oh yeah," grinned Jack.
"Please Harkness, I'm straight as an arrow, your charm doesn't work on me."
Jack winked at Andy and motioned for Ianto to come with him out to the bar and start serving up drinks laced with Retcon.
Andy paced around the little room, could he really let them wipe people's memories? And did Jack really flirt with him? And that Ianto, he really does look good in a suit. All these thoughts were going around Andy's head. "Torchwood, will drive me crazy one day," he muttered.
**
Jack and Ianto had gotten the cranky crowd under control with free drinks. They made pitcher upon pitcher of beer and water and people seemed to be drinking it up completely. Once people were finished with a glass, Ianto made sure they were making their way back outside and on their way home before they fell asleep.
**
Ianto walked into the little room where Andy was still pacing. "I can't believe you actually make people forget."
"With what we see, most people are better off not knowing."
"I know, I know you're Torchwood."
"We'll talk later, but now can you help me make sure these people get out of the bar before they drink to much, and have more than a couple hours of their lives erased?"
"Fine, fine, but we are so talking about this."
**
2 hours later and Gwen bringing another bag of pills, the entire bar was cleared out and even people who weren't in the bar all had complimentary glasses of water and beer courtesy of Torchwood.
The only people left in the bar were Jack, Ianto, and Andy.
"So let me guess, I'm getting this retcon too," said Andy.
"I'm so sorry Andy, but the police already hate us, and if one of you knows more than the others it could get nasty," Jack replied.
"Very true, but couldn't I work for Torchwood?"
"Andy, we need an insider at the Police department. Gwen is our liaison, but we need someone on the inside. That's you," replied Ianto. "More so since we lost Tosh and Owen."
"I see you aren't ready to completely move on."
"I just need time to find the perfect team, that's all," said Jack.
Ianto went back out to the bar and grabbed an empty beer bottle and came back into the room.
"So how about a game of Spin the Bottle?"
Andy groaned and Jack just grinned. "Come on Andy, it'll be fun," Jack made a little pouty face with those puppy dog eyes and caved in.
Jack spun the bottle first. It landed by Ianto. Jack sauntered over and placed a soft kiss onto Ianto's lips. Ianto's lips parted in response and Jack slipped his tongue in. Just as quick as Jack started he was back at his seat waiting for Andy to take a spin. He spun and got Ianto.
"Come here, I promise I won't bite," whispered Ianto. Andy who was visibly nervous about kissing another bloke, made his way over to Ianto and just stood in front of him. Ianto took Andy's hands and walked closer to him, now completely in Andy's personal space. "Close your eyes." Andy did as he was told and Ianto gently rubbed his hand along Andy's cheek bone as he brought his lips to Andy's. Just a small parting of the lips and Ianto placed his on Andy's and Andy's breath hitched shocked that it felt just like a woman kissing him.
"What did you expect?" Jack was looking at them with a huge grin.
"Uhh, I, uhh, yeah." Andy was speechless, as he still let Ianto hold onto his wrists. Jack had moved over towards the men and he had gently taken one of Andy's arms and started to make small circles in the palm of Andy's hand.
"It's OK, Andy," Jack whispered. Andy's eyes were deceiving him, they said he wanted more, but his head was trying to tell him to be reasonable. Andy tried to take a step back, but he couldn't. Jack just leaned in and brushed Andy's cheek with his lips.
Ianto looked and licked his lips. Jack looked over at him and moved to kiss Ianto properly. Their mouths met and tongues darted back and forth, all the while Andy is looking at them intently.
Jack broke the kiss from Ianto and turned back to Andy. He leaned in and gave Andy a kiss. Andy tensed but his lips parted and gave Jack access. Their tongues started to battle each other, but neither was winning, they were content to just enjoy the pleasures of the unfamiliar mouth.
Ianto moved around to the back of Andy, and started to massage his shoulders, he felt Andy's body release the tension that had been building up.
When the men parted for air, Jack looked at him, "Do you want to continue this? Or should I give you the retcon now?"
"Retcon he panted, I don't want to do something I'll completely regret.
Ianto went out and came back with a glass of water. "Drink up."
Andy silently drank the water. Not quite sure what to believe anymore. He finished the glass and Ianto had gotten him a cab to head home.
Jack and Ianto called Gwen to come and help clean up the mess in the bar.
"You know it's a real shame we didn't get him home and naked. I bet he looks great underneath all that police gear."
Ianto just laughed, "Only you Jack would think that."
The next day a cover story had been planted and no one remembered what had happened. Ianto had seen Andy at the coffee shop and just smiled. Andy looked back but couldn't place why something seemed different between them. One day he thought. One day.
A/N2: I know this isn't my best work, the muses stopped playing 3/4 of the way through and didn't want to finish at all. Writing the last bit was like pulling teeth. I apologize if this isn't up to anyone's standards.
Title: What Happens When PC Andy Gets Involved
Rating: R, 15 Sexual innuendos, and implications, but no smut.
Author:
bandgeek01Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, PC Andy Davidson
Due June 02
Prompt: It's escalated to a level that makes Jack want to take their clothes and lock them in a room together.
Kink: Flirting
For:
thirstyrobotSpoilers: None really. If you don't know about PC Andy, or Myfanwy, then what show are you watching??
Warning: Captain Jack being his charming flirtatious self.
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who brought back Doctor Who and created Torchwood. The Beeb is their god and owns their souls. I am merely borrowing the characters for my pure procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in as perfect condition as I found them. No harm intended, I really don't make enough money to sue me so don't. It's a waste of your time and effort.
Author's Notes: It's fiction, if you don't like my writing style don't read it.
The team knew Myfanwy had been cranky, but they never expected her to escape through the lift opening. Not only did she escape, but she escaped in broad daylight.
Ianto ran upstairs and out the tourist office. "Fuck," he muttered. "Jack!" Ianto yelled into the comms, "She's flying over the bay." Ianto heard screams of tourists and locals alike.
"Shit, shit, shit." How the hell are we retconning a whole city again? Ianto's mobile rang, "Torchwood," he answered curtly.
"I'm assuming this is one of your spooky-dos."
"PC Andy, yes it is one our things. Just get people away from the bay but keep them contained."
"For what reason?"
"Not at liberty to tell you."
"But…"
"No buts", well maybe Jack's butt Ianto thought.
"After people are safe, I'm coming to talk to you and Jack by the Plass, understood?"
Just then Jack came running through the tourist entrance. "Got to go, Jack's here." Ianto cut the call.
"Who was that," Jack barked.
"Andy."
"What's he going to do?" Jack looked a little annoyed that Andy was meddling in Torchwood business again.
"Andy is going to try and round up the people in the Bay."
"What good will that do?"
"We can retcon them with complimentary beer or coffee, if they are in one place."
"And the rest?"
"I don't know." Ianto started to pace around frustrated.
"Gwen," Jack barked into the comms.
"Yes?"
"In the armory, there is a sedative gun. Get it and load it with the tranquilizer in the medical bay. Then get out retcon. Lots of retcon.
"Got it." She cut the comms and dashed to the armory to grab the sedative gun. "Most definitely alien tech," she muttered as she made her way down to the medical bay. She filled the gun with the tranquilizer and grabbed some retcon, when she came back down here she would sort it out into the appropriate doses, now she had to get the gun to Jack so they could capture Myfanwy.
She made it up to the tourist office where Jack was waiting, she handed him the gun and went back downstairs as Jack went out to see if he could get an aim on the dinosaur.
Ianto and Andy were clearing people out the bay and ordering them into a pub when Jack came around with the gun.
"Ianto, go get that boat, Andy keep it up. Then we'll do the usual Ianto."
"The usual what?" The PC asked, though he had a feeling it had something to do with all the people.
"Nothing that concerns you," snarked Jack. Keep focusing on getting the people out of here.
Ianto went to the boatsmen and pulled the Torchwood card. The man just nodded looking up at Myfanwy saying something about "bloody Torchwood" and went below the deck. Ianto started up the boat and backed it out into the bay. He drove towards the center of the Bay where Myfanwy was flying around. He tapped the comms and yelled to Jack, "Fire when ready."
Jack stood on one of the docks and line up the shot. Ianto yelled in the comms again to fire and Jack took the shot. He hit Myfanwy and she came falling back to earth. She hit the boat with a splat.
Ianto yelled at the boat driver to get his arse back up on deck and drive the boat to shore while he tended to Myfanwy. He ran over to the pteranodon and checked her over and made sure she wasn't injured. Ianto tapped on his comm's and asked Gwen to have a nice cup of special coffee for the boat driver.
"Got it, Ianto, how's Myfanwy?"
"Good no obvious damage. Will do a scan when we get her back in the hub."
"I'm coming out now. The rest of the retcon is behind the tourist office desk. I've got a cuppa for the boat driver now."
"Thanks."
Gwen met Jack and they headed over towards the docks. Ianto greeted them and took the cup of coffee and handed it to the boat captain.
"Thanks mate."
"No problem. Just drink the whole thing. and relax, it's been a stressful day for you."
"Yeah most definitely." The man took the coffee and headed under the deck.
Jack, Gwen, and Ianto each grabbed a section of Myfanwy and carried her off the boat. They got her back into the tourist entrance and got her down into the hub.
"Gwen, run a scan on her, and start working on a cover story. Ianto and I have to meet Andy to start getting this retcon distributed."
"Shouldn't I be going and talking with Andy?"
"Not today Gwen, he called Ianto's phone and it'll just be easier to discuss it with him."
"Fine. But Jack, be easy on him OK?"
"Yes, Gwen."
Both men were leaving the hub via the invisible lift. Jack had called Andy and they decided to meet at the pub where most of the people on the plass were being contained.
"Bloody Torchwood, would be the ones to have a pet dinosaur," Andy said as they made their way into a small room off of the main entrance to the pub.
"She's a pteronodon actually."
"Whatever. So what are you going to do about this?"
"Well, first off we have this thing called Retcon," Jack smiled turning on his Harkness grin. Ianto followed suit, and started flirting with Andy.
"Well that's bloody wrong," Andy got in a huff.
Ianto stood up and walked to Andy. "Shhh. Just relax. How else do you think we can explain this away. Too many people have seen Myfanwy."
"You have a name for her?"
"Yes. Just let us do our job." Ianto started to massaging small circles on Andy's back right between the shoulder blades to help ease some of the tension. "You sit here, relax and let us take care of everyone else, then we'll come back and take care of you."
"Oh yeah," grinned Jack.
"Please Harkness, I'm straight as an arrow, your charm doesn't work on me."
Jack winked at Andy and motioned for Ianto to come with him out to the bar and start serving up drinks laced with Retcon.
Andy paced around the little room, could he really let them wipe people's memories? And did Jack really flirt with him? And that Ianto, he really does look good in a suit. All these thoughts were going around Andy's head. "Torchwood, will drive me crazy one day," he muttered.
**
Jack and Ianto had gotten the cranky crowd under control with free drinks. They made pitcher upon pitcher of beer and water and people seemed to be drinking it up completely. Once people were finished with a glass, Ianto made sure they were making their way back outside and on their way home before they fell asleep.
**
Ianto walked into the little room where Andy was still pacing. "I can't believe you actually make people forget."
"With what we see, most people are better off not knowing."
"I know, I know you're Torchwood."
"We'll talk later, but now can you help me make sure these people get out of the bar before they drink to much, and have more than a couple hours of their lives erased?"
"Fine, fine, but we are so talking about this."
**
2 hours later and Gwen bringing another bag of pills, the entire bar was cleared out and even people who weren't in the bar all had complimentary glasses of water and beer courtesy of Torchwood.
The only people left in the bar were Jack, Ianto, and Andy.
"So let me guess, I'm getting this retcon too," said Andy.
"I'm so sorry Andy, but the police already hate us, and if one of you knows more than the others it could get nasty," Jack replied.
"Very true, but couldn't I work for Torchwood?"
"Andy, we need an insider at the Police department. Gwen is our liaison, but we need someone on the inside. That's you," replied Ianto. "More so since we lost Tosh and Owen."
"I see you aren't ready to completely move on."
"I just need time to find the perfect team, that's all," said Jack.
Ianto went back out to the bar and grabbed an empty beer bottle and came back into the room.
"So how about a game of Spin the Bottle?"
Andy groaned and Jack just grinned. "Come on Andy, it'll be fun," Jack made a little pouty face with those puppy dog eyes and caved in.
Jack spun the bottle first. It landed by Ianto. Jack sauntered over and placed a soft kiss onto Ianto's lips. Ianto's lips parted in response and Jack slipped his tongue in. Just as quick as Jack started he was back at his seat waiting for Andy to take a spin. He spun and got Ianto.
"Come here, I promise I won't bite," whispered Ianto. Andy who was visibly nervous about kissing another bloke, made his way over to Ianto and just stood in front of him. Ianto took Andy's hands and walked closer to him, now completely in Andy's personal space. "Close your eyes." Andy did as he was told and Ianto gently rubbed his hand along Andy's cheek bone as he brought his lips to Andy's. Just a small parting of the lips and Ianto placed his on Andy's and Andy's breath hitched shocked that it felt just like a woman kissing him.
"What did you expect?" Jack was looking at them with a huge grin.
"Uhh, I, uhh, yeah." Andy was speechless, as he still let Ianto hold onto his wrists. Jack had moved over towards the men and he had gently taken one of Andy's arms and started to make small circles in the palm of Andy's hand.
"It's OK, Andy," Jack whispered. Andy's eyes were deceiving him, they said he wanted more, but his head was trying to tell him to be reasonable. Andy tried to take a step back, but he couldn't. Jack just leaned in and brushed Andy's cheek with his lips.
Ianto looked and licked his lips. Jack looked over at him and moved to kiss Ianto properly. Their mouths met and tongues darted back and forth, all the while Andy is looking at them intently.
Jack broke the kiss from Ianto and turned back to Andy. He leaned in and gave Andy a kiss. Andy tensed but his lips parted and gave Jack access. Their tongues started to battle each other, but neither was winning, they were content to just enjoy the pleasures of the unfamiliar mouth.
Ianto moved around to the back of Andy, and started to massage his shoulders, he felt Andy's body release the tension that had been building up.
When the men parted for air, Jack looked at him, "Do you want to continue this? Or should I give you the retcon now?"
"Retcon he panted, I don't want to do something I'll completely regret.
Ianto went out and came back with a glass of water. "Drink up."
Andy silently drank the water. Not quite sure what to believe anymore. He finished the glass and Ianto had gotten him a cab to head home.
Jack and Ianto called Gwen to come and help clean up the mess in the bar.
"You know it's a real shame we didn't get him home and naked. I bet he looks great underneath all that police gear."
Ianto just laughed, "Only you Jack would think that."
The next day a cover story had been planted and no one remembered what had happened. Ianto had seen Andy at the coffee shop and just smiled. Andy looked back but couldn't place why something seemed different between them. One day he thought. One day.
A/N2: I know this isn't my best work, the muses stopped playing 3/4 of the way through and didn't want to finish at all. Writing the last bit was like pulling teeth. I apologize if this isn't up to anyone's standards.
