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Title: How the Weevil Stole Christmas
Author: bandgeek01
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 15ish, no graphic sex, but mentions of thrusting and stuff.
Genre: humour (well at least to me anyway)
Festive Theme: 'A Very Weevil Christmas' or 'The Weevil that Stole Christmas'
For: remuslives23 and I apologize if this comes off crackish. I'm just trying to be funny cause I need some humor, and writing this made me laugh lots. This was written for mistletw I promise to write you a proper holiday fic after I get home from vacation, smut and all.
Warnings: Parties, kissing, mentions of sex, weevils acting strange, pterosaurs having fun
Disclaimer: I am not RTD or the BBC. I do not own Torchwood. I play in the sandbox, because I like to make alternate realities of cannon. How the Grinch Stole Christmas belongs to Dr. Seuss himself, Mr. Theodor Geisel. I am not making any money off of this.
A/N: This story is laid out like an online version I found of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. I'm not going word for wordish, I'm changing some stuff around but it's all good fun. And again I apologize to remuslives23 for this. I know this isn't what she wanted, and if you don't want me to keep it on my LJ, I'll remove it. Like I said above, a proper smut holiday themed fic after I return from vacation, will happen. Hell I'll be in Wales and I'll be like Ohhh, I could turn such and such into a fic :)

( How The Weevil Stole Christmas )

Um I think I'm apologizing one more time, because I do feel really bad about making this. I enjoyed writing it, but I fear I've been too full of disappointments this week.

I know the first fic from me in a really long time. I know it's not that good, but I had to get it done, it's just blah, and I really don't think I can write PC Andy at all.

Title: What Happens When PC Andy Gets Involved
Rating: R, 15 Sexual innuendos, and implications, but no smut.
Author: bandgeek01
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, PC Andy Davidson
Due June 02
Prompt: It's escalated to a level that makes Jack want to take their clothes and lock them in a room together.
Kink: Flirting
For: thirstyrobot
Spoilers: None really. If you don't know about PC Andy, or Myfanwy, then what show are you watching??
Warning: Captain Jack being his charming flirtatious self.
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who brought back Doctor Who and created Torchwood. The Beeb is their god and owns their souls. I am merely borrowing the characters for my pure procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in as perfect condition as I found them. No harm intended, I really don't make enough money to sue me so don't. It's a waste of your time and effort.
Author's Notes: It's fiction, if you don't like my writing style don't read it.

( Jack, Ianto, PC Andy, and Myfanwy what could go wrong? )

I know first off a multi-parter from me?? Shocking. We'll see how this goes.

Title: A Torchwood Vacation Part 1/??
Author: bandgeek01
Prompt: Fluffy Smut missthingsplace
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Summary: A vacation to Scotland, what could go wrong?
Rating: Will end up NC-17
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.
Spoilers None
Author’s Notes: Fluffy Smut. Do fluffy and smut even go together? I will attempt it. And note this will probably be crap as I haven't been in a writing mood lately. This part is short as it's sort of an intro type piece. When I want fluffy smut, my muse wants plot go figure. And I'm using Archie's name as head of TW 2 because that's what it said in one of the novels which I haven't read.
Beta: None

( Part 1 )

Title: Entangled
Author: bandgeek01
Prompt: Entangled given to me by thrace_adams
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Summary: The boys are entangled in something and do stuff to get out. (yes go to the gutter and stay)
Rating:NC-17
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.
Spoilers None really.
Author’s Notes: Incredibly cheesy. and probably borderline PWP. Seriously.
Beta: None
Warning: The boys might be 69ing in this.

( Fic under here )

Title : That Damn Holiday
Author : bandgeek01
Rating : PG-13/15 for language
Prompt : Love Hurts for tw_calender
Setting : Set during S1, probably between episodes 6-8, more so between 7 and 8.
Disclaimer :Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.
Summary : Valentines Day is coming up and there is only one happy member of the team. What stress will that damn holiday cause?
Author's Notes : I got to write bitchy. It was kind of fun. And people remember it’s fiction it’s not supposed to be real. And I already know I’m not the worlds best writer. I write for me, because I like the prompts. If you can’t accept I write for fun, and not go OMG I need comments, don’t read. Also the end is probably worse than the beginning, cause when I finished it, I just couldn’t write bitter and pissy, and I have an idea for hot angry sex, but didn’t feel like having to write another drabble for this if I wrote the sex. So the sex part might appear on my LJ at a later date. Yes I know this is not the best work of anything out there. I am aware of it.

( Here's the Fic )

Author/Artist: bandgeek01
Title: A List of Apologies
Pairing: Team, hints of J/I
Rating: PG-13, 15 for language
Genre: Hopefully Humor
Warnings/Spoilers: Before the end of Season 2.
Summary: It's Torchwood, there's a lot of apologizing.
Prompt: The Torchwood Apology List
Author's Notes: Unbeta'd as it's for a prompt, and that would take away part of the fun in voting if someone knows what you wrote already. Also it's fiction It's not real.
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.

( Here be the fic )

Author/Artist: bandgeek01
Title: Sleep? Who Needs Sleep?
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, The rest of the team appears, so this is turning out to be a little more team oriented than J/I oriented but they're together.
Rating: PG-13, 15 for language
Genre: Cranky Tired, team. Not fluff, not utterly angsty, somewhere in the middle I assume
Warnings/Spoilers: Set sometime in S2 before Owen died.
Summary: The Rift has been abnormally busy, what happens when the team isn’t in tip-top alien hunting shape?
Prompt: Sleep Depravation
Author's Notes: Unbeta'd as it's for a prompt, and that would take away part of the fun in voting if someone knows what you wrote already.
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.

Prompt 1 for myfanwys_nest

( Here's the fic )

Holiday!Bang Fic Challenge at thestopwatch
Title: Christmas in July
Author: bandgeek01
Original Prompt Number: 4
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Owen and Tosh but not (Owen/Tosh)
Summary Gwen wants Christmas in July and needs Ianto’s help. Can they pull it off without the team whining and complaining?
Rating:NC-17 for a couple scenes, Mostly PG-13/ 15ish
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.
Warnings: Slight Medical Fetish, nothing out of the ordinary or totally gross, Dom!Ianto, Mild spanking (like two spanks)
Spoilers Season 2, but before Exit Wounds
Author’s Notes: This is my first full fic with a prompt and what not, I hope I didn’t stray too much. I’ve enjoyed writing this greatly. And in my world Owen can smell, and if I missed something about him eating I apologize. I thought I got them all and also in my world Captain John said the sex, sex, sex line in Ep. 1.
Beta:glitterisblue
Made For: lionessvalenti
Prompt
Time frame: Season two, after Something Borrowed, but before Fragments
Inclusions: getting tipsy, Secret Santa gift exchange, evil elves
Scenarios: Christmas in the summer (even if it's cold, wet, rainy Cardiff summer), odd couples get caught under mistletoe causing amusing awkwardness.
Special requests/kinks: Lots of Gwen (friendship) interaction with Jack and Ianto, maybe even Rhys involved in the celebration? Dominant!Ianto if the fic goes in a sexy direction...
Squicks: The word "Yan", crack!fic, character bashing

( Part 19 )

Holiday!Bang Fic Challenge at thestopwatch
Title: Christmas in July
Author: bandgeek01
Original Prompt Number: 4
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Owen and Tosh but not (Owen/Tosh)
Summary Gwen wants Christmas in July and needs Ianto’s help. Can they pull it off without the team whining and complaining?
Rating:NC-17 for a couple scenes, Mostly PG-13/ 15ish
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.
Warnings: Slight Medical Fetish, nothing out of the ordinary or totally gross, Dom!Ianto, Mild spanking (like two spanks)
Spoilers Season 2, but before Exit Wounds
Author’s Notes: This is my first full fic with a prompt and what not, I hope I didn’t stray too much. I’ve enjoyed writing this greatly. And in my world Owen can smell, and if I missed something about him eating I apologize. I thought I got them all and also in my world Captain John said the sex, sex, sex line in Ep. 1.
Beta:glitterisblue
Made For: lionessvalenti
Prompt
Time frame: Season two, after Something Borrowed, but before Fragments
Inclusions: getting tipsy, Secret Santa gift exchange, evil elves
Scenarios: Christmas in the summer (even if it's cold, wet, rainy Cardiff summer), odd couples get caught under mistletoe causing amusing awkwardness.
Special requests/kinks: Lots of Gwen (friendship) interaction with Jack and Ianto, maybe even Rhys involved in the celebration? Dominant!Ianto if the fic goes in a sexy direction...
Squicks: The word "Yan", crack!fic, character bashing

( Part 18 )

Holiday!Bang Fic Challenge at thestopwatch
Title: Christmas in July
Author: bandgeek01
Original Prompt Number: 4
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Owen and Tosh but not (Owen/Tosh)
Summary Gwen wants Christmas in July and needs Ianto’s help. Can they pull it off without the team whining and complaining?
Rating:NC-17 for a couple scenes, Mostly PG-13/ 15ish
Disclaimer: Russell T. Davies is the almighty one who created the characters. The BBC owns them. I am merely playing with them for my own procrastination purposes. I intend to return them in near perfect condition. I am by no means making any money off of this.
Warnings: Slight Medical Fetish, nothing out of the ordinary or totally gross, Dom!Ianto, Mild spanking (like two spanks)
Spoilers Season 2, but before Exit Wounds
Author’s Notes: This is my first full fic with a prompt and what not, I hope I didn’t stray too much. I’ve enjoyed writing this greatly. And in my world Owen can smell, and if I missed something about him eating I apologize. I thought I got them all and also in my world Captain John said the sex, sex, sex line in Ep. 1.
Beta:glitterisblue
Made For: lionessvalenti
Prompt
Time frame: Season two, after Something Borrowed, but before Fragments
Inclusions: getting tipsy, Secret Santa gift exchange, evil elves
Scenarios: Christmas in the summer (even if it's cold, wet, rainy Cardiff summer), odd couples get caught under mistletoe causing amusing awkwardness.
Special requests/kinks: Lots of Gwen (friendship) interaction with Jack and Ianto, maybe even Rhys involved in the celebration? Dominant!Ianto if the fic goes in a sexy direction...
Squicks: The word "Yan", crack!fic, character bashing

( Part 17 )